Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Y.W...A Golf Cart, A Goddess, and a Mexican who soaked me for $25


*ferry to La Isla*

We left our hotel bright and early the following morning and made our way by city bus (which is a tiny van) to the ferry terminal in Cancun City. This was really the first opportunity we'd had to take notice of the city in which we were vacationing. Ryan had the 'oceanview' side of the bus, which afforded lovely vistas of the hotel zone. I had the other side of the bus. It's almost ridiculous to see such wealth and beauty and then literally, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, to have also such abject poverty as to be truly horrifying.
The houses of the people of Cancun city are often not even that, but are rather small, sometimes cinderblock, structures, often with tarps for rooftops. One such place was surrounded by razor wire fencing through which had been cut a hole for entry
and exit. Young children of around five or six surrounded a large cookpot in the 'yard' and an older girl hauled two heavy buckets of water? into the house. The children did not have shoes and several dogs laid about the yard area, emaciated and forgotten. I wondered if the children had not been forgotten as well. And where did these children spend last night when the rain and wind and lightening were so severe?
Presumably in the tiny domicile, the interior of which was utterly dark as they certainly had no electricity. The city itself is still rebuilding in many pa
rts after the severe hurricane five years ago. It is not uncommon to see their once beautiful courtyards, littered with debris, piled with garbage, the remains of lovely fountains lying in piles at the center. People walk around them, with no inclination or ability to restore what was destroyed. I photographed them for my own sake, so that I would remember what I'd seen. These were the people of Cancun. Not the polite doorman or the sweet hostess at our hotel- but these tiny children, dancing around an outdoor firepit.
Our bus finally left the congested side streets and came to a stop in front of a large parking garage. We ambled through and bought our tickets at the counter near the marina. But what we'd seen left a pall over the sunny morning, not a distaste as is sometimes typical of tourists, but a weight, a responsibility. We smiled at one anot
her, trying to boost our own spirits. Ryan put his arm around me as we stood in line on the docks.
Within moments we were boarding and finding our seats on the top deck. The wind was howling and made the trip extremely choppy, which was great
as we needed a little levity at the moment. See, the ferry hosts daily entertainers who make their living by collecting tips from those who ride the ferry's back and forth. Apparently tourists will pay a lot to see a guy sing Mexican music on board a ferry. We paid a lot to see said guy flying around the ferry. Every time that mammoth boat hit a wave or dropped down into one, that poor guy would go careening off his rickety stool to take a header into the pile of life boats. We put a couple bucks into his hat as it went around and felt like we'd gotten a deal on entertainment for the day.
The boat docked a few minutes later at a bustling marina packed with sailboats, tourists, vendors and children, a buzzing hub of activity.

Our friend on the Philly to Cancun flight gave us one GREAT tip that I will now share with you- if you visit the Island of Isla Mujeres, where the primary mode of transportation is a golf cart, don't rent one the minute you get off the boat. Travel the tiny, crowded street by foot first. Explore the city and talk to people. It's too easy to miss the real flavor of La Isla if you're speeding by at 20 mph. And then, when you've sauntered the cobblestone streets and bought a few things from the adorable little merchants in their lean-to's, ask around about a golf cart- preferably after you've paid and the merchant thinks he's gotten a deal on the American sucker.
He will then direct you to one of the rental companies in the heart of downtown where you will pay considerably less than you would at the ferry terminal.
Here's a few shots of La Isla:


We eventually found a rental company and got our golf cart- we meandered the streets for awhile and then pulled out the map. Melissa's survival in the wild tip #62- GET A MAP and know how to read it.
We applied what we'd learned in Cabo and decided that we weren't going to see anything if we didn't get off the beaten path and out of town. So we headed South. La Isla is a tiny Island. You can make it from one end to the other in about twenty minutes on a golf cart- so we cruised around, marveling at the beautiful mansions and run down shacks that shared space along the highway. We came eventually to a sign that read, "La Tortugas" with an arrow, and we turned off the main road and wandered through the side streets, avoided the GIANT iguana's that skittered across the road every so often, and eventually turned into a gravel drive.
This out of the way stop turned out to be amazing! A small, government owned turtle rescue and breeding program that hatches and releases a number of different species of sea turtles back into the waters of the Caribbean every year. We all remember the turtle experience from Cabo right? And how the camera malfunctioned and I didn't get the picture with the cool turtle egg???
Well, we made up for it:




I won't bore you by showing you dozens of pictures of Ryan and I with the baby turtles- but they were really amazing, trust me.
We left the turtle farm reluctantly after about an hour and a half and headed south again. We drove in silence, relaxed, enjoying the wind and the view of sea. We were coming to the southern tip of the island by this time and the tiny strip of land was coming together so that we had a view of the sea on three sides. There were very few other vehicles and it was easy to feel like you were in some deserted place...except for the enormous lighthouse, bazaar and busy restaurant that occupied the last 500' of Isla Mujeres. That sort of threw a weird light over the natural scenery. But, being unable to resist a good foreign bazaar- we stopped. Also throwing a weird light over the atmosphere were the two M16 toting guards who were wandering the booths. You just don't see things like that in the states. We were eyeballing them, which of course, made them eyeball us. I pasted on an uncomfortable smile and waggled my fingers at them. They responded like FBI agents and turned their backs on us and walked away. Better than the alternative, which was that they'd man handle us and toss us in some disgusting island jail where no one would hear from us again. Though I loved the island, I wouldn't want to occupy a cell in a prison there. It's this phobia I have of confinement...and bad food...and men who haven't had a conjugal visit in several decades. Weird, I know. But as you get to know me you'll discover I have several strange quirks like that.
We wandered through the booths, kept a wary but interested eye on the iguana's that are the Caribbean's version of parking lot starlings- and eventually came upon a small shack where an old man and his wife sat in the heat. We greeted them in our broken Spanish and the old man stood to show us his wares: hand carved, multi toned, gorgeous Mayan masks created in the images of the old Mayan gods and goddesses. My imagination created a beautiful image of him sitting in a tiny, run down house somewhere here on the island, laboring with his chisel, the sun and years of poverty leaving his face creased and his expression faded...
"How much for this mask?" I asked, pointing to one of the largest on the old rickety table.
"forty dollar." He said, and didn't meet my eyes
Hmmm...suspicion creeps into the picture at this point.
"Forty? really?"
"Yes. Forty. This mask is of Heebeejeebee. (I can't remember the gods real name, obviously) It is very good carving."
"Yes, it's a good carving. But I don't want to pay forty dollars." I smile politely and begin to walk away.
"Wait, wait. See? It's a good carving. And very big!" He then regales me with tales of Heebeejeebee as if somehow this will make the mask a better deal.
"That's wonderful!" I say with enthusiasm. "But I'm still not paying forty dollars. Thank you though." Again I start to walk away, a ploy obviously to inspire him to lower his price, which he did.
"How much you want to pay?" He calls to me.
I turn back and stop, as if surprised by the idea.
"Twenty dollars." I offer with a grin. At this point I think I'm going to get a deal on this one of a kind item from a tiny island in the Caribbean....
He looks appalled. "No!" And takes the mask from the table as if I'm no longer allowed to buy it. Then reconsiders, "Thirty dollars."
"uh -uh." I shake my head. "No. Twenty."
He looks me over with a keen eye, no longer clouded with 'age'.
"Twenty-five. No lower." He says. Well, I did talk him down from forty, I think, and I agree. Ryan forks over the cash and the man wraps the mask and places it carefully in a sack. We thank the couple and move away a bit before we hear him call out, "You got a good price, Lady. Those go for a lot more over at the Cancun Airport!"
The expression on my face probably made the fifteen bucks he lost on that deal totally worthwhile. I have to admit, I got hosed. That old man totally conned me out of twenty five bucks and while I tried to be irritated, I considered the fun we were having, the experience of it all, and decided I'd gotten a good deal. The mask now proudly hangs on my living room wall as a reminder of that day.
This end of the island, as I said, boasted the bazaar, a lighthouse and a restaurant. All of this was built around a gorgeous sculpture garden created in honor of the islands goddess.
Unfortunately, since we'd given the con artist our last twenty, we were SOL for lunch at the restaurant. We tour the lighthouse, the garden and take a few snapshots- then head back to our golf cart for the trip back to the marina.

We head back down the coastal highway, a narrow two lane road at the edge of the sea. I'm enjoying the view of turquoise waters when I catch a glimpse of something laying in the grass beside the road. Weird shape. Weird color. Hmmm.
"Could you turn around?" I ask Hubby.
"Now?"
"Yeah. I saw something in the grass. Could you turn around?"
"Ok..." It's obvious he thinks I'm on opiats. But we turned back. I scanned the roadside, hoping to catch a glimpse of it again, then finally see it. I jump out and dash over.
"What are you doing!?" But his concern for my sanity is quickly silenced when I stood up holding the five pound conch shell. He looks at it and at me and smiles.
"You saw that as we drove by??"
"Yeah! And I think I saw more down on the beach."
Abandoning our golf cart and all sense of reason, we climb down the short embankment and out onto the shell-strewn beach where we do in fact find several of the massive shells. I stuff my tote with three of them, the large one and two smaller ones that I think will make good gifts for our mothers. We wandered there for awhile, the waves crashing against our feet, gathering shells, and finally climbed back up the hill to take our smiling souls back across the bay towards home.
We rode the ferry back at sunset and found a bus to take us back to the hotel where we ate for the first time that day. (we refused to PAY for food when we could eat free at the hotel). The temperature was well into the 90's but the humidity was dropping as Ike moved farther west into the Gulf. This was a red letter day. We've discovered that we don't take vacations to sit by the pool and drink margarita's...though I did have a few of those while we were there. We've got to be moving and exploring and getting our hands into the local culture and wildlife.
There are many many more trips on the horizon for us...but there's still more to tell about Cancun. And about a beautiful lagoon called Xel Ha (shell ha) where we spent a lazy afternoon swimming with a school of yellow-fin tuna that were bigger than we were.
Please stay tuned for more adventures on Yucatan Wednesdays...but sometimes Mondays or Tuesday's!





Wednesday, January 14, 2009

childish comments by actual children

From Summer:

The family is at the dinner table discussing the high and low points of each of our days, a nice tradition copied from the life of my sister in law, which we like to call 'Wow's and Pow's'.

Megan- "Ok, so my wow would be eating spaghetti for dinner...And my pow would be that I fell at recess today...on the asphalt.

Summer chews her food thoughtfully, then slants a look at her sister...

"It was who's fault???"

Monday, January 12, 2009

Yucatan Wednesday's...A Day With Ike

Yucatan Wednesday's...A day with Ike.



Ok- I skipped a week. Yucatan Wednesday's is turning into 'Yucatan whenever I get around to it.' But it makes it more interesting if you have to wait for it, I'm sure.

We ended the last post with the hubby and I falling asleep (with worried expressions) to the howling tropical winds and rain beginning to lash at the windows, of which there were many. At first this seemed like a great thing- the view from any room in the apartment was incredible...but when viewed in light of shattered, flying shards of glass, suddenly that beautiful room turned into a cavernous chamber of DEATH.
Alright, it's possible I'm being melodramatic. It was pretty darn windy and the rain had just started up. The edge, we assume, of what would be the rain band heading our way.
When we woke up the next morning, the remnants of blue skies that spanned the horizon the day before were long gone. All that was left were those thunderheads I mentioned, and they were booming and rolling along to the north of us.
Allow me to remind us all that we live in a very windy, very rainy part of the country. We have grown accustomed to gusts of wind that pick up our lawn furniture and Express Mail it over to the neighbors house. Wind and rain don't get much notice as far as we're concerned.
But this, this was not wind and rain. This was monstrous and left us wondering how Cuba could survive if we were only getting a 'rain band'. The palms along the hotel's property leaned sideways, their branches breaking off and blowing down the debris-littered beach. The rain had started the night before and grown stronger while we slept so that in the morning, the patio's and outdoor dining areas were mildly flooded and hotel employee's were quickly and discreetly sweeping water away.
Our hostess asked us if we were enjoying the little 'shower' and assured us the worst was passed and it would be sun and smiles from now on. We had a quick breakfast and headed back to our room, the door to which faced an open air breezeway. The brief 'shower' which was inexplicably disobeying said hostess and continuing to be not-so-brief, was dumping water into the hallways and to our surprise, pushing large quantities of it under all the hotel room doors and into everyone's apartments. Hmmm...
We slosh through the room to the bathroom and grab armfulls of soft, fluffy white towels. We're homeowners after all. And owners of a 70 year old home to boot. We know how to respond in a flood situation. Did I tell you about the pipe that broke last winter?? Oh well, you can imagine, given the context. Anyway- we do the only thing that can be done and pile up towels around the door until the flow is redirected back down the corridor and away from our room.
A look is exchanged. This is what it says;
"Happy Second Honeymoon?"
"Don't get smart with me."
"Don't be mad. Didn't you see that fine example of teamwork? We stopped a flood with our bare hands!"
"I need my chocolate bar. I'm going upstairs."

I know it seems like a lot to be said with a look, but we have very expressive faces, honest.
I head up to the bedroom to change clothes and within moments I am yelling for Ryan to bring up more towels. He sprints up the stairs and we begin the process of piling more towels around the upstairs windows through which the rainwater was pouring. We pull back the curtains and I'm telling you, I'm an Oregonian, and I've never seen anything like that.
Being the kind of person who appreciates a good, unusual experience, and also feeling the need to accept what was happening to me on my 'lovely' vacation'- I marched straight downstairs, threw open the sliding glass doors and walked out onto the balcony and right into a warm shower.
"Honey! What are you doing?!" He has to yell at me to be heard over the wind.
"If I have to be stuck here in a hurricane, I'm at least going to enjoy it!"
I am aware that I've married a kind and tolerant man, so when I heard the sliding door slam behind me, I knew he'd come out rather than go back in.
We stood there for a few minutes, just watching this monster of a storm roll through. Ryan did not enjoy the experience the way I did, perhaps, but it's a good illustration of our marriage. I enjoy the choppy waters and he stands there with me until I'm done enjoying them and am ready to be realistic and sensible. He then dries my hair, makes me cocoa and hands me my book.
We spent the rest of Wednesday either holed up in our room or in the lobby bar, buried in our novels or chatting with drinks in hand. It was a little like being on a cruise. Decent entertainment, nice atmosphere- but still stuck in a hotel with nothing but water outside.
By four o'clock we were bored senseless.
"Ok, I can't go on like this."
Ryan quirks an eyebrow at me. He's probably worried that I'll want to go stand in the rain again.
"We should sign up for a tour at the entertainment desk." I suggest.
He glances outside at the sheets of water still coming down and patiently back at me. "Ok."
"For tomorrow, I mean."
"Oh, Ok. Where to?"
"La Isla. We should go to La Isla. There's a turle farm there, I think."
The very fact that he's agreed and not reminded me that we are here to see how frugal we can be while traveling is a testament to the fact that he was as bored as I was. We make arrangements, figure out where to go and what tickets to buy and soon we're looking forward to a ferry ride over to the Island of Women. Ryan is pretty excited about this trip until I explain that it was so called because explorers discovered multiple ancient statues there, all depicting women in various stages or poses of worship. They surmise that it was either wholly occupied by women of the ancient tribes, perhaps the priestess and her followers- or that it was an island devoted to the worship of the female goddess.
An island devoted to the worship of women...yeah, I could get behind that. Absolutely. I am more content to settle in with a book and a beer knowing that tomorrow will hold adventure and exploration. I am not the type who enjoys sitting around by the pool doing nothing, as we discovered in Cabo. I just can't do it. I want to see things, meet people, get a feel for the local color, etc. Those are the things that stick in my memory.
We spend the rest of the day watching the rain and then dining by the tall windows that looked out over the churning ocean. We have high hopes for tomorrow. I eat my mashed potatoes and Ryan casually mentions that he thinks that I've lost weight. Given the fact that I came here to eat and enjoy myself and instead am literally STARVING, I'm not too flattered by this.
We head to bed later, feeling a bit like we've lost a day. But I am forced to remind myself that a day is what you make of it. I was forced by nature to spend a whole afternoon lounging with my husband, catching up on some reading in a gorgeous and well appointed lounge where drinks flowed and conversation was upbeat, pleasant and peppered with accents from around the world. I stood in the pounding rain of a hurricane and stopped a small flood with my bare hands.
And tomorrow we will take the ferry to the island...
When the lightning begins in the sky to the east, illuminating La Isla briefly with each flash, I choose to see it as a beautiful experience rather than a portent of weather issues to come. Our room lights up like daylight about every fifteen seconds and we laugh and go to the balcony to watch in wonder at this unbelievable display. We feel like children, afraid and delighted. A storm that looks like the hand of God pushes to the North. We turn and go inside. The storm will pass and this time, Cancun is untouched. Tomorrow will soon be here, and we're sure the sun will rise on a bright, clear tropical morning. Knock on wood.


Please stay tuned for next weeks episode of Yucatan Wednesday's,
'A golf cart, a goddess and a Mexican who soaked me for twenty-five bucks'















Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Arctic Blast 2008


Can I just say that I LOVE the snow? Have I mentioned that recently? I totally love it. Unlike the Portland area, our town is considered high desert, which means our snow is dry, fluffy and does not turn to ice. It also doesn't really make great snowmen as it's tough to get it to stick together. But you take what you can get.
Ryan has had one day off in the last 9, so we spent it having fun, finishing up our shopping, baking cookies and otherwise making merry. W
e took the kids up to the park and tried to use their pool toys from last year as innertubes. Didn't work. Every store in town was sold out of sleds of all kinds, so we had to make due. What we ended up doing was just jumping all over each other in 18" of snow. While not quite the same thrill as racing down a hill on a sled, it does inspire mass amounts of laughter and screaming, which are always fun.

(There's that open mouthed smile for ya, Jode. Notice I made sure Ryan didn't zoom in >:)






(Puzzles with Noah, who got a little frostbite on his cheeks and chin and had to stay inside :(





(Our adorable little street)

Small town Christmas's are absolutely the best. Several nights a week we see the local carriage company go by with their horse drawn sleigh, bells jingling and so forth. Summer, who is a bit horse crazy, LOVES this and wants to ride in it eventually. The shops on 2nd street are decked out with wreathes and garlands and lighted stars, which is kind of the city wide symbol of the holidays since my grandfather lit the first 40' star on his ranches highest point 25 years ago. Carolers are not unheard of, though we haven't yet done that ourselves, and now that there's this much snow, it feels like Christmas has finally arrived.
I'll be spending the next 2 days cleaning, organizing and otherwise preparing to have family in the house on Thursday for the annual prime rib Christmas dinner and trying to maintain some measure of control over children who are sick of being inside when it's too cold to go out.
So for those moms out there (especially the Portlanders) who are stuck with kids because they can't get out of their driveways...I feel for ya...and you have my word, I'll make a special trip downtown in your honor. heh heh heh. Maybe get a latte and scone from the bakery...

In all seriousness, please stay safe and may your holidays be warm and bright...which means I hope you have power and heat.

Happy day before xmas eve!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Yuletide Frolicking

Portland, November 28th, 2008
Pioneer Courthouse Square

This is a year of new traditions for our family, of reevaluating our priorities, of stopping to enjoy our children in the midst of all the hustle and bustle. I finished my Christmas shopping by the end of November and promised myself we'd have time to actually have FUN in December. But we went ahead and started early with a trip to Portland for the lighting of the Christmas Tree in Pioneer Courthouse Square. I picked Ryan up at work and we were lucky enough to get to the square with about thirty seconds to spare.
We made our way over to Starbucks after and stood in line with about 100 other caffeine seekers. It's embarrassing a little, but I have to tell you, even my kids love Starbucks and every time we go into one they order their little sugar-free vanilla, nonfat mocha steamer with whip. It's adorable. Here's a picture. Note the red cup. And yes, I know it's out of focus. We're having camera issues...just bear with me.


This was, no kidding, one of my best memories of all time. If you haven't been to the square on this occasion, I'm telling you, you're missing out. The kids had a blast drinking their 'coffee' and we loved wandering through the mall and shops that were still open for Black Friday shoppers.

The following Sunday my woodsy/hunting/outdoorsey brother conned us into hiking into the Mt Hood National Forest and cutting our own 'wild' tree. This is now a new tradition in the Kendall household as well, as we totally loved it! Plus, the tree permit costs $5. LOVE that. Here's a few pics of the tromp through the woods...


*well, no one can say he goes unprepared. I didn't ask what he had in that backpack.*





Ah, choices, choices.

Our tree.

It did NOT look this big a minute ago.

We ended up cutting two feet off the bottom of the tree as we'd slightly overshot the height of our ceilings when we chose the elected evergreen. Oops. But it looks nice now, see?




We have also visited Santa in Hood River, been to a Christmas parade, made dozens and dozens of cookies and batches and batches of holiday fudge and now we're practically ecstatic because we woke up this morning to several inches of snow! What could be more Christmasy than that? The kids had a snow day, during which I took the opportunity to make, you guessed it, more cookies. My waistline will not thank me, undoubtedly. But I'm telling you people, I have discovered (from an undisclosed source of course) the best sugar cookie recipe OF ALL TIME. I'll tell you honestly, I abhor sugar cookies. They're tasteless, sugary things with no texture or pride. bleck! However, I found this recipe which assured me they would turn out a lot like shortbread (which I love) and darn it if they weren't telling the absolute truth.I'll include the recipe at the bottom. It's amazingly versatile and works as a cut out cookie (if you do it between two pieces of wax paper there's virtually NO mess) or in a cookie press. Give it a go- it's truly simple, I promise you.

At any rate- thats a brief snapshot of the Kendall house this holiday season. There's more of course, but it's taken me HOURS to put this entry together in between batches of cookies, loads of laundry (did I mention the washer quit working last week and I had to have it repaired? I'll tell you about that later maybe.) and dressing and redressing and undressing and so forth, the children as they went in and out and back again to play in the snow. I'm heading off to my lovely sofa to collapse! Hope you're all having a truly merry Christmas and we wish you the best this season!!
Here's that recipe for ya:



Sugar Cookies

1/2 CP salted butter
1/2 CP sugar
1 egg yolk
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/2 CP flour
1/8 tsp salt

1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F. In large bowl beat butter with an electric mixer on med. until smooth. Add sugar. Beat until combined, scraping sides of bowl occassionally. Beat in egg yolk until combined. Add vanilla. Beat until combined.

2. Add flour and salt. Beat until combined, scraping sides of bowl occassionally.

3. Between two sheets of waxed paper or plastic wrap and using a rolling pin, roll the dough to 1/4'' thickness. Cut out shapes until all dough is used.

4. Bake 8-10 minutes depending on your oven. Do Not Let Cookies Brown. Cool completely and decorate as desired.

*These cookies can be made through step three, wrapped well, and refridgerated up to 1 week or frozen for up to 6 months.

*consistency of cookie after step 2 will be very short and crumbly. This is normal. Using your hands, shape dough into a ball before rolling.


Merry Christmas!







Monday, December 15, 2008

Yucatan Wednesday's on a Monday...


Philadelphia Airport...

ok, it's been awhile, I know. Let's get back on track, shall we? Our journey brings us thus far to Philadelphia Airport. Our motel has offered us a free shuttle back there after our brief stay and our driver is absolutely hilarious. Just a note- be sure to talk to your tour guides/drivers. They're the one's who actually know something.
Anyway- we arrive in plenty of time and even score a quick, if horrible, breakfast in the airport before boarding (yes, boarding..an unusual occurance when flying standby) our flight. We're a bit surprised as the plane is almost totally EMPTY. Perhaps others have heard about the cat 4 hurricane going through the Yucatan and it has deterred them from traveling. But no, no. Not us. We chalk it up to good blog material and get on the plane anyway. What could possibly be more interesting than vacationing during a hurricane, we ask ourselves? But I'm getting ahead of myself. We were seated in the back with 2 other people and make our way to the runway. And stop. And wait. Bell dings.
" Ladies and gentlemen, we are experienceing severe thunderstorms and will wait a few minutes until this system moves through. Please be patient and we'll be up in the air in just a bit."
We wait. Thirty minutes goes by. Bell dings.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this system is very severe," (it's true, it was pretty bad), "And the tower has cancelled all take off's from the airport at this time. We're going to sit here for just a few minutes and see if they open it back up. Your flight attendants will be bringing around some water and snacks for your wait." Hm...this storm is pretty severe, kind of scary, shaking the plane and it's just a thunderstorm. We begin to think we're no match for a hurricane after all, but it's too late.
More waiting. Again with the bell.
" Alright folks, they've reopened and we're 8th in the lineup. We should be taking off in the next 30 minutes or so hopefully. Thank you for your patience."
This whole scene would have been much worse if we'd been crammed in the plane with 200 other people. As it was, we wandered the aisles and chatted with the guy across from us. He lived in upstate New York and he'd just bought property in Beliz. Apparently, he and a buddy were on their way to Cancun and were going to make their way down the coast to Beliz to view the property and see the sights. He'd been to Cancun many, many times and we shamelessly pumped him for information about what to do there and where to get the best deals. He was amazing! It was on his advice that we would later take the ferry to Isla Mujeres, but we'll get to that later. I will tell you it involves a goddess, a golf cart, a few turtles and a Mexican who soaked me for twenty five dollars...but anyway-
For now, we're just excited to be flying in the right direction. I busied myself by calculating the speed we were traveling (all figures are approximate) with the length of the US east coast from our point of departure to the south tip of Florida. Using the map in the back of the seat in front of me, I was able to make a game out of which state we were over. The fun of this lasted about five minutes before I was pulling out my trusty Danielle Steele novel and hunkering down in the cheap airplane blanket to do something that was actually enjoyable.
Ryan chatted it up with our Beliz bound neighbor while filling out the customs forms. There is no limit to what you can learn if you are just willing to ask every question that comes into your head, as Ryan discovered. We had lists of good restaurants, entertainment, tours and where to get things cheap and how to make a deal. The guy was a wealth of information, I tell ya, and Ryan spent the 4 hour flight interrogating him.
Just a few short hours after takoff, this came into view:



Nice huh?
We deboard the plane with our customs forms in hand and head for security. Ryan's ego gets a boost when all the passnegers (except for us and the guys in the back of the plane with us) get rerouted to a room where they have to fill out new customs forms because they made mistakes on the other ones. But no, not us. We are professionals.
We are out of the airport and comfortably seated in an air conditioned van within (no kidding) ten minutes. I still don't know how this happened. So, we're in the van, the driver is polite and personable and know's precisely where to take us. He rearranges our return schedule in light of the unplanned stay in Philly and within moments, we're off. Ryan and I are silent and frowning. There are storm clouds on the horizon the likes of which I've never seen, not even in Philadelphia, and that same feeling is mirrored in our faces. What's going on here? Where are the annoying, clammoring tour guides? The confusion? Where's the choas!? We don't know what to do and are fully expecting that we're in the wrong van, on the wrong continent, etc.
We look at each other. "What's going on?" I ask.
" I don't know, but I don't like it." He replies with a suspicious lift of the brow.
"This can't be good."
But the van is on it's way and soon we are, in spite of all odds, taken to our adorable little hotel in Puerto Juarez.
Here's something I did notice on the 30 minute drive up the coast to PJ- those thunderheads I mentioned?? They're actually...what's the word??...roiling? Is that right? My spellcheck hasn't highlighted it so it must be a real word. They are alive and moving. It was weird. There are also HUGE puddles in all the roads. Hmmm.
Upon arrival at our hotel, we are escorted into a beautiful lobby where we are greeted by a valet and escorted to the front desk where there is a small error...of course there's a small error. There's always an error. But I'm prepared.
"No, we do not have a "mountian view room". I say to the hostess, knowing full well that 'mountian view' is code for 'Alley View' if you're lucky. "I emailed with Laura earlier this month and she guaranteed me an ocean view room with a balcony at no charge." I pull out my email from Laura and hand it over to whatever-her-name-was. "See? It says so right here."
She speaks rapid spanish with her manager and I paste on a charming smile. I learned a few things from Daves tactics, you see. "We're on our second honeymoon." I clasp Ryan's hand lovingly. "We just knew you guys would be willing to help us make it a special time!" (I may have come off fake at this point, but it's hard to say because the manager guy grinned and said something back to her in spanish. Here's what we were upgraded to:
































Pic on top is the downstairs, pic on bottom is the loft. Here's the view:



What you can't really see from this picture is that the wind is HOWLING and the sky isn't so much blue like sky blue- but blue like a bruise. Those are clouds on the horizon. Again, hmmm.
Our valet warns us not to leave our big sliding door open. When asked why, he assures us it's because of the heat- when we open it after he leaves we discover the REAL reason as approximately five thousand mosquitos swarmed into our room en masse. It's been raining there for the last 2 days, and I mean RAINING/flooding/hurricaning and the bugs are lovin' the humidity which is about 200%...well, ok- maybe not that high. At any rate, the minute we stepped out the door we were covered. They were everywhere.
We tried just leaving the door open a crack so that we could still hear the ocean and smell the tropical breezes and so forth, but even that wasn't a good idea as within about 10 minutes the floors were absolutely wet and puddling with condensation. They became dangerously slippery and we ended up putting towels down all over the apartment.
After two days of not-so-great food and endless flights, we collapsed. I had eaten part of a bad aiport breakfast that morning, but couldn't do much but drink milkshakes since the broken bracket in Philly. I was by this time, shaking and pretty grumpy. We'd arrived at 2 in the afternoon or so and still had a long ways to go until dinner. Lunch had already been served and there was no snack bar. Unless we wanted to get a cab and have him drive us into Cancun city, we were SOL on food until 5pm. We now discover why it's a good idea to get a hotel in the middle of the hotel strip.
My best buddy on the face of the planet, Chelsea, packed me an ultra rich, dark chocolate and espresso bar and I tell you- it saved my life. And Ryan's as I had enough sugar in me to keep from killing him until dinner could be served. Melissa's survival in the Wild tip #47- never be without a chocolate bar. It's a good idea.

We spent the afternoon lounging on the beach and swatting mosquitos. Neither of us wanted to pay ten dollars for a can of bug spray as we were on a mission to be as cheap as possible on this trip. It was an adventure in being broke in a foreign country. We made a pact not to spend one extra penny. No eating outside the hotel, no taxi's, no nothing. We break that rule later, don't worry. At this point, however, we're sticking to our guns and roughing it, so to speak.

Looks like a tough life, doesn't it? Yeah- I don't know how we survived the week. Oh, ps- the sand in Cancun feels like flour. It's powder instead of grit because it's made of crushed coral and not rocks. Just thought you'd like to know.

We did end the day with dinner FINALLY (though all I could eat was mashed potatoes) and then crashed by eight o'clock, exhausted with our books and my stash of chocolate. Later I would have a small panic attack when the maid moves my chocolate bar and I am briefly unable to find it. Also of note- when having orthodontic issues, chocolate melts and requires no chewing. Just another reason to always, always have chocolate in your purse.

And so ends our first day in the Yucatan. Hurricane Ike is still on the move North of Cancun but the weather report forecasts that one of the rain bands will move over Cancun the next day. Ever been in the rain band of a hurricane? I now understand the devastation in Cuba caused by this storm. But that's a whole day away...Tonight we fall asleep to the sound of, no- not the waves crashing and the beautiful calypso breezes...oh no- we fitfully fall asleep to the monstrous howling of 50 mph winds. Ahhh, the tropics.

Please join us next time for Yucatan Wednesday's- A day with Ike. :)

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Noahisms

Noahisms


Just today, Noah appears behind me at my desk and leans over my shoulder. Examining the text of an email I'm working on, he notices all the lovely little places where spell-check has so kindly flagged my failures and asks,
"Mommy, did Jesus send you an email?!" (He's very excited)
"No, why?"
"Because Jesus always writes in red!"

Apparently, 'Words of Jesus in red' is true in all varieties of literature, at least in the estimation of a 4 year old.